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Last of the Summer Wine: Vintage 2005

Last of the Summer Wine: Vintage 2005

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The world's longest-running sitcom set in the glorious Yorkshire Dales is back and the ageing delinquents are up to their old tricks again. There's a case of mistaken identity in the village when Smiler is suspected of being a university professor in disguise. And Clegg is inspired to write his memoirs, prompting him to go in search of a childhood sweetheart but he is temporarily distracted when he manages to get stuck up a tree. Alvin, Billy and a piece of extra-long rope show up to form an unlikely rescue team - what could possibly go wrong?
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In the world'’s longest running sitcom, the senior delinquents of the Yorkshire Dales continue to resist growing wiser with age. Who else– when caught playing “Statues” in a field –would claim to be fertility figures blessing the harvest? Who else would surrender to Norah'’s charms at the taste of her fruitcake? And where else would a pickle-factory worker sail a swan boat in order to be taken seriously? Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton, Brian Murphy and Keith Clifford star as Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Billy in ten wonderfully silly episodes, plus the 2005 Christmas Special, Merry Entwistle and Jackson Day. 

1. THE SWAN MAN OF ILKLEY

Lennie from the pickle factory (Bobby Ball, the smaller half of the comic duo Cannon & Ball) wants to be taken seriously, and has decided that sailing a swan boat will improve his image. The lads come across him up to his neck in the canal, the boat having deflated. Naturally, they immediately decide to give him a helping hand, thus dooming any prospect he ever had of success.

Meanwhile, Smiler admits to once having been interested in water sports (he kept a goldfish), Alvin reveals he nearly married Rita Hayworth (Rita Hayworth from Macclesfield, not Hollywood), and Alvin and Norah are learning to line- dance!

 

2. WATCHING THE CLOCK

Clegg has bet Old McDermot that the Tollgate clock can be seen over the hills from the top of a certain tree. Unfortunately, after proving he is right, he finds that getting up the tree is much easier than coming down. Before Truly can devise a rescue plan with Alvin and Billy, they have to hide when Howard and Marina approach in search of a nice quiet spot. Meanwhile, Nora Batty, Ivy, Glenda and Pearl buy an old oven for the Church kitchen from Auntie Wainwright. Her delivery men – Smiler and Tom – have some trouble controlling their handcart due to the weight of the oven, and attract the attention of the police. Back at the tree, all Alvin’s efforts to rescue Clegg have been in vain, so he decides to leave it to Howard. With a good strong rope and the help of Truly and his men on the other end, what can possibly go wrong?

 

3. HAS ANYONE SEEN A PERUVIAN WART?

Renowned ladies’ man Crowcroft (Roy Barraclough) is in the area to speak on flower arranging. Billy is keen to foist his sister-in-law on him, but rest of the lads think he should first practice on Norah Batty. Crowcroft shows no inclination of succumbing to Norah’s natural charms – until he tastes her fruit cake. It is said to possess “uncanny powers over men” and Crowcroft is suitably smitten. However, Norah refuses to trust men with bow ties, and so Crowcroft’s attempts to woo her – accompanied by Truly, Billy and Alvin playing Moon River – are doomed to failure. And, if he can’t get past first curler with Norah, he is clearly not man enough to tackle Billy’s sister-in-law. Meanwhile, Howard is up a ladder trying to speak to Clegg, who is in his study typing. Unfortunately, he falls off without Clegg even noticing.

 

4. HERMIONE ?

Clegg is writing his memoirs, and Howard is worried that he will include details of his scandalous relationship with Marina. Meanwhile, the lovesick Smiler seems even more miserable than usual. Tom and Entwistle discover he has received a ‘Dear John’ letter from Hermione and conclude she has found her glasses. Barry assures Glenda that at work “poking your ears with paper-clips” is an optional activity. Mr Teesdale (the Repo Man) cadges a lift into town with Barry and then causes mayhem as they try to repossess the wrong Volkswagen. The ladies are surprised to hear that Norah Batty might have been a GI bride, as she went out with an American she met at the ammunition factory during World War II. Finally, the trip down Memory Lane leads Clegg, Truly, Billy and Alvin to reflect that, when they attended the funeral of a local man called Venables, it was probably the wrong Venables. .

 

5. WHO’S THAT MOUSE IN THE POETRY GROUP?

Truly is intrigued by the likeness of Smiler to an intellectual Professor he saw on television last night. Tom wonders if beneath Smiler’s miserable expression there could be a giant brain, and takes him to see Miss Davenport at the library to give him a crash course. Truly, Alvin, Billy and Entwistle re-enact playing at statues, which they did at school. While in a field proving that they can stay motionless, Clegg has to explain to two gullible walkers (Penelope Jay and former Sixties popstar Jess Conrad) that they are, in fact, fertility figures to encourage a good harvest. At Miss Davenport’s Poetry Group, Smiler pretends to be an intellectual to impress Marina, prompting Howard to go to rodent-like lengths to keep an eye on them. .

 

6. AVAILABLE FOR WEDDINGS

Taking a short cut, Clegg cycles down a hillside and ends up with a fractured foot after encountering a wall. Truly decides that the accident could have been avoided if they had used studded tyres, and promptly puts in hand a practical demonstration of his theory… Smiler is considering selling the old US automobile to Auntie Wainwright, but Tom says that the car should be used for weddings – but who would fancy Smiler as a bride? And Barry tells Glenda he feels the call of the wild and appears in interesting shorts.

 

7. THE MCDONAGHS OF JAMIESON STREET

Smiler recalls a war-time encounter with Mavis McDonagh, who told him to look her up sometime but forgot to leave her address. While he wonders what would have happened had he met her again, Truly fearlessly dispatches Alvin and Billy to make door-to-door enquiries to try to track her down. They hit a snag when they remember that all the residents of Jamieson Street (where Mavis used to live) were rehoused when it was demolished. Howard is having an ageing crisis and worries that his looks may be declining, but it’s a waste of time seeking reassurance from Pearl. He decides a beard might be the answer. Aided by Nora Batty and Glenda, the hunt for Mavis continues in Pepworth Street. Barry is playing with his lap-top, giving Glenda an opportunity to ‘borrow’ his precious car. Billy is attacked by a dog and his trousers are ripped to shreds which makes him realize why Robin Hood wore tights! Glenda lends him a skirt to cover up for his ride home in the back of Entwistle’s truck, which leads to a further dashing of Smiler’s romantic hopes. .

 

8. THE AFTERTHOUGHTS OF A CO-OP MANAGER

When Barry jokingly tells the unloved Repo Man (Christopher Beeny) that his wife might leap into his arms if she were frightened by a masked man, he is taken seriously and invited to do the deed. Clegg is still researching names for his memoirs and cannot remember who was his boss at the Co-op. The trail leads Truly to Billy Pilsworth, and Marina reveals that she once had a close relationship with the son, Ronald. Armed with this information, Truly tells Marina that she shouldn’t be seen with another man, as Ronald went to Australia to forget her. Howard is not at all happy about this development. Meanwhile, Alvin tries prove his athletic prowess by leaping a river – and gets wet, and Billy proves that having much longer legs still gets you wet. As usual, the best-laid plans of the Holmfirth men go disastrously wrong and the masked Repo Man is arrested by the police while trying to frighten his wife. However, Clegg identifies the Co-op Manager and is surprised to find out he was a gallant war hero.

 

9. LOT NUMBER 8

While Entwhistle is getting Miss Davenport to take an interest in truck maintenance, Glenda is worried that Barry looks married and asks the ladies what puts a sparkle into a relationship. Overcome by the smell of a real bargain, Auntie Wainwright makes successful bid at the auction rooms, only to discover when they are finally delivered that she has bought four coffins. She has no idea what to do with them, but the lads think one would make a great racing trolley…

 

10 . LITTLE ORPHAN HOWARD

Clegg tells the gullible Howard his mother was called Hetty, not Elsie, and that he was found on a doorstep as a baby. While Howard tries to come to terms with this, Alvin comes to terms with the fact that his kite won’t fly and Entwistle tries his hand at fishing. . Meanwhile, Nora and Ivy purchase a piano from Aunty Wainwright, and Smiler and Tom are roped in to deliver it to the village hall.

 

11. 2005 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: MERRY ENTWISTLE AND JACKSON DAY

The ageing delinquents are up to their old tricks again! Classic comedy actor Sir Norman Wisdom makes his farewell TV appearance in the world's longest-running sitcom. Truly tries to find an old classmate and deliver her to Clegg's doorstep in this seasonal special. Starring Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton, Kathy Staff, Keith Clifford, Dora Bryan, Mike Grady, Jean Alexander Stephen Lewis, Burt Kwouk, Brian Murphy

Additional Information
Format: DVD
Show: Last of the Summer Wine
Run Time: Approx. 330 minutes
Region: Region 1
Starring: Peter Sallis;Frank Thornton;Kathy Staff;Keith Clifford;Dora Bryan
Cast: Starring Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton, Kathy Staff, Keith Clifford, Dora Bryan, Mike Grady, Jean Alexander Stephen Lewis, Burt Kwouk, Brian Murphy
Episodes: 10 Episodes +Christmas Special
ISBN: 883929478606
Number of Discs: 2
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Review by 1 Marci; Flat Rock, NC, United States (Posted on 8/7/2016)
Wonderful
We have watched Last of the Summer Wine for years and it never gets old. The characters may age but the laughs just keep on coming.
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Review by JohnT; Las Vegas, NV, United States (Posted on 11/2/2015)
Excellent
I have every DVD release that is available in the US! My wife and I can hardly wait for each new offering.
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Review by Kenneth; Keystone Heights, Fl. (Posted on 11/2/2015)
EASY LAUGHTER!!!
ONCE AGAIN "LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE" MADE FOR ENJOYABLE TV VIEWING. I'LL BE VERY SORRY WHEN THEY STOP MAKING THIS SERIES AND THE LAUGHTER HAS TO STOP!
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Review by KIRK; VANCOUVER, B.C. (Posted on 11/1/2015)
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